Jessica Alba: Marriage Is a Load of Crap

Jessica Alba has jokingly been nicknamed "MiserAlba" online by bloggers because she always...well...looks miserable. And judging from the interview she just gave to Cosmopolitan magazine, we now why.
 
Alba, who stars in the upcoming romantic comedy Valentine's Day married husband Cash Warren back in May of 2008, but clearly their relationship isn't peachy keen.
 
“I had a hard time agreeing with marriage at all because I feel like its been warped,” said Alba told Cosmopolitan magazine. “Originally, it was two families coming together to make a stronger family. It was about survival — not love or soul mates.

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Father of a Disabled Vet

Face down & A## up, that's the way I see it........

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 10:41 AM Report 

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fed up with them all

I don't think they would allow my comment, so I'll just say, thank you Jesus.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 10:08 AM Report 

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American Eagle (OathKeeper)

no party jarhead
Jessica Alba is the HOTTEST thing that ever lived. For all you men here that are really in the closest homosexuals pretending to like women while you hide in church and have horrid marriages or live with your mothers have fun with your silly blasts on the girl. I would take her any way I could. But then I like girls. I know all you conservatives are saying, yucky a boy likes good looking women, but its true.
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 07:45 AM
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Well you talk a good game for a closet homosexual, but nobody is buying into it, just like we know you are a closet liberal too, and that you have never been a Marine but do like how the guys look in their uniforms.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 09:44 AM Report 

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Obama Fan

sigmaalpha
Maybe you and John Edwards could get together. He needs dates.
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Or Sanford or Ensign they also like to cheat on thier wive. Maybe Lindsey Grahm or no he like bo........................................

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 09:43 AM Report 

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NoleFan

Don't think I've ever watched anything that this little tart is in. As with all Hollywood movie and tv personalities, I don't care what their political outlook is. I have nor ever will vote according to what THEY think is right. Ms. Alba must be a very shallow and self-centered person. Real beauty is on the inside of a person, not the outside.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 09:43 AM Report 

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Sophist

People this is another Hollywood spoiled child who wouldn't understand a real relationship because her life is all about make believe. To look to Hollywood or its denizens for any sense that exists on the plane of reality is ignorant and demonstrative of coexistence in that make believe world. Get a life!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 09:41 AM Report 

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RUMBITA

HER LOOKS AND MEGYN'S BRAIN...AND SHE'LL BE UNTOUCHABLE!!!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 09:11 AM Report 

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aldo22

all I can say is wow but I wish she had a brain to go with that body then she would be just right but till then not my style Hollywood dumb no thx

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:46 AM Report 

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Sharon in Mn.

This person could not act her way out of a paper bag and Hollyweird makes her a star. Folks, this is liberalism on parade....................

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:44 AM Report 

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sigmaalpha

Maybe you and John Edwards could get together. He needs dates.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:38 AM Report 

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Cav03

Who cares waht she thinks, but she is delightful eye candy!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:13 AM Report 

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CIJ

Progressive Hollywood

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:10 AM Report 

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Ex Pat

hahhahahahahaha, well I hope this dispels the myth about ugly progressive women. hahahahahha Nice one FOX, keeping it classy I see! Now how about letting my replies through on the other thread?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:04 AM Report 

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Jenney

FOX, we can do without this trash.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 08:02 AM Report 

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no party jarhead

Jessica Alba is the HOTTEST thing that ever lived. For all you men here that are really in the closest homosexuals pretending to like women while you hide in church and have horrid marriages or live with your mothers have fun with your silly blasts on the girl. I would take her any way I could. But then I like girls. I know all you conservatives are saying, yucky a boy likes good looking women, but its true.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 07:45 AM Report 

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BS Police

Try this link: http://www.mannachurch.org/index/index.php?option=com_content&view=artic...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 07:11 AM Report 

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BS Police

Take a look at these segments about marriage in a modern day setting by a pastor and his wife: http://www.mannachurch.org/index/index.php?option=com_content&view=artic...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 07:04 AM Report 

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BS Police

Try this link if the other one doesn't work: http://www.mannachurch.org/index/index.php?option=com_content&view=artic...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 07:13 AM Report 

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truth B told

FOX:
Clean it up... we don't want to see this kind of junk up close.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 06:39 AM Report 

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Alan W

why is this important?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 05:33 AM Report 

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southern redneck and proud of it

uuuuuuuh-blaaaaa-duuuuuuuh----what?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 05:30 AM Report 

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US Male

Well, she is pretty (stupid)!!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 02:10 AM Report 

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my view

This should have never been on Fox. It is nothing but smut. Whoever put it up should be fired.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 01:38 AM Report 

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Sui_Juris

Huh?
Who in hell is 'Jessica Alba' !?!!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:52 AM Report 

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RAWni

She's the slut in the picture

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 02:12 AM Report 

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wallab

The young girl needs to wake up and realize that changing her appearance is not going to keep her boyfriend forever. The guy has a problem and most likely will never be satisfied with whatever she does. Where are her parents. Alba should keep her mouth shut, but if she does that, then she gets no exposure! I believe she could care less about this girl. Alba is not that bright. If the girl in China was smart she would get rid of this dude. He is worthless. Beauty is just skin deep. His idea of beauty is just for sexual reasons. Get rid of the bum.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:49 AM Report 

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Speaking up

What Jessica Alba has failed to realize, as of yet, is that beauty is only skin deep. And, at some point, it will not be as beautiful as it is now, BUT you will certainly still be stuck with your current personality traits - something that can be very ugly. hope she weathers that realization better than she is doing with her current demonstration of skin.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:37 AM Report 

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booker

Maybe she is just an unhappy person and no one or nothing can make her happy. No one forced her to get married in the first lace. You would think she thought it through first, but I guess not. Life isn't perfect for the rest of us. Nobody ever asked me if I liked marriage. maybe if I whine more I could be a star.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:26 AM Report 

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Alaskadude

Who is this insignificant tramp anyway and why is Fox reporting anything she has to say? Fox take this smut off your site. There must be more important things going on in the World to report about than this. She does have a very nice @ss though.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:03 AM Report 

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T.Jimmy

@Jessica;
Perhaps you expect too much from your relationship. I have experienced in my life being single, married, widowed, shacked up and dropped. A relationship requires constant attention to nurture it and keep it alive, by both parties. It is a series of compromises some of which may be distasteful to one , the other , or both parties. If you are not capable or not wanting to maintain your relationship, you should end it immediately, it will cause you nothing but grief.
If you do maintain it you will be able to find happiness. Remember, it's not about you, it's about us. Finally, you must be mindful of your child- no child deserves to be in a relationship that is not loving.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:45 PM Report 

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Minuteman46

Jessica Alba??? Who is she?? Oh she pretends to be someone else for money....yeah...I can see how she might be an authority on real life....or...NOT!
Please!!!! These hollow - wood types are always trying to tell everyone else how to be!!! How old is she???...like 15??? Not even that attractive...whatever...

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:28 PM Report 

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Herb

I think you see more of her in her movies than this article and picture portray. While not agreeing with her definitions of life or marriage, I agree with her having the right to say what she thinks. We don't have to watch her nor read any articles about her, that is our personal choice.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:12 PM Report 

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P Revere

who cares?.................come on hand up........come on...don't be shy

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:04 PM Report 

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donttreadontom

In the above picture, this chick has nice............................
white sheets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:04 PM Report 

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The Jesuit

Someone at Fox has an almost juvenile penchant for displaying cheesecake.
This is a non-story; posted by an immature personality not primarily concerned with saving America.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:01 PM Report 

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liberals are destroying this nation

Fox nation , please remove this smut . Porn degrades women.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:45 PM Report 

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mom41

Uhm...someone should be fired for putting up the porn shot. I am disgusted with fox for showing that...
Remember the family values thing? This doesn't fit...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 03:42 AM Report 

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seabus

Agree

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 11:19 PM Report 

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Its clear that obama & the liberals he represents are anti_god,
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supreme court! JOIN US TODAY**LOBBY FOR WHAT IS RIGHT
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Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:39 PM Report 

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cindylou

Jessica-----you are a little girl who doesnt know what you are doing to your image. I hope you get treated the way your image portrays. I'm sorry for all the little girls that have you as their role model. I'm sure you dont have to worry about a husband. Why buy the cow when he can get the milk for free?

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:34 PM Report 

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DESTROY THE LEFT

Marriage is supposed to be a statement of a life long commitment. But speaking biologically, "man" is not a monogamous animal. That means, it takes work to keep the commitment, because as is written in "The Road Less Traveled", the very first sentence, "Life is difficult."

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:33 PM Report 

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diez

Fox, this is pornography!!!!!!!! You did not have to display the whole whorish person.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:16 PM Report 

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WILLIAM

JUST LIBERALS ACTING NORMAL.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:16 PM Report 

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Dave Young

Depends on what your motives were for getting married - people who expect to receive rather than give should never marry.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:12 PM Report 

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Calm 'n' Sense

This article and picture seems to give the old addage, "Seen and not heard," more relevance.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:44 PM Report 

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freedombaby

This is soft porn, FOX, and my family isn't looking at this blog site until it's gone!

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:38 PM Report 

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Woody B

Got news for you freedom -- you will not know whether or not it is gone until you LOOK!!!.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:36 PM Report 

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Praetorian

You're all just jealous that a beautiful woman like her would NEVER date southern, hillbilly, redneck hicks like you.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:14 PM Report 

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Phil

Wow I read her comment and its completely reasonable. Way to judge people, looks like you were fooled by the headlines again.

Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:09 PM Report 

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