TWO-timing Tiger Woods needed his face rebuilding after fuming wife Elin battered him with a golf club, it was claimed yesterday.
Furman Bisher, one of America's most respected sports journalists, said the nine iron smashed the golf legend's cheek bone - and his two front teeth were almost knocked out.
ALTACE
AT&T dropped him now.
Mr.Obivious
Amazing how the mighty fall !! Seems they fall harder and faster !! Has the nine iron in question been located on ebay ??
spinfree
If she wants to improve her game, she has to tighten up her grip and keep her eye on the balls.
Proud American
Was that stroke for bogey?
daytonohio
Why not covertly supply the Iranian protesters with weapons?
Tea Baggie
this is change I can believe in. tigers silence equals his guilt and his acceptance of his punishment. i haven't seen any pictures, when published every wife should carry the picture around in her purse to remind their husbands to stay faithful.
Mlmini
Jeez can you blame her! Think of the disease this guy must be carrying! Yikes!
Darr Win
Hell ova swing there Ma'am, really liked your follow through.
bugoobiga
Tiger Woods needed his face rebuilding? Who wrote that garbage sentence?
Forget the 9 iron - she would have been better off using a 9mm.
LA_USMC
I do not condone the violence but it sounds like she has been practicing her swing.
Mac
His next wife will keep a little better chain on his arse! Oh yeah, she'll be rich too!
CAB
CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren Woods moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the world's number one golfer.
The news came after the world's number one golfer inadvertently played several wrong holes..
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EVILMINER
WITH SUCH A BAD LI A UTILITY WOOD COULD HAVE BEEN THE PROPER CLUB BUT SHE LAID HIMUP WITH A NINE IRON AND SLICED IT INTO A TREE
rdk
She showed mercy. She could have been violent and the courts would have sympathy for her.
Retired deputy in MI
Wait a sec....wouldn't that have an obvious injury to people who came to his side, like neighbors and the ambulance crew? I don't remember anyone saying anything about any obvious injury AND with an injury the police WOULD have had access to him for a report. I guess that was what the 'car crash' was supposed to cover up. Really, I do NOT care. I hope Elin gets big buckaroo's, the kids, homes, maybe the boat, and of course child support. I hope Tiger gets 'his.' :)
Jim J.
After the way Woods betrayed and disrespected her Elin had a right to mash him with a mashie. It's just a shame that she didn't choose a #1 driver and aim higher up on his cranium. LOL! For a war cry she could have yelled "Fore" before she hit him. Here's hoping she takes him for every red cent he has and puts him out on the street to beg for loose change with a tin cup.
Dashlites
This is what happens when a big shot takes a token wife.
Thomas Adair
HA HA HA HA HA!!! That is too funny!! Looks like Elin has a hellluva swing too!!
REVOLUTIONKID
Ain't LOVE a wonderful thing
PisttOph
I guess Domestic Abuse or Spousal Abuse Laws don't apply to the affluent...
CHIP
She should have used a "putter", on his "putter!
john
She smashed the WRONG body parts.
Family jewels would have been a better move and solve his problems prmamently.
semper fi
Lemure
You couldn't see the scares there, now he will wear his infidelity for the world to see. Black skin does not do well with plastic surgery.
nolies74621
Did his wife becoma a typical chicken head after she married him? Was she nodding her head left and right saying AWW NO YU DIT UN as she swung the golf club at his face?
O.F.
she should have used the driver. The way the kiss ass media treated him should have set off some alarm bells. Just like BHO
Dave Young
Hate to say I said so, but I said so, right here the day the incident was reported.
D.O.JOE
He deserves everything that comes hisway. How ever if this is true, she would be arrested for ASSUALT AND BATTERY!! So its highly unlikley this true.
PR in TX
He may be a sleaze, but she is a criminal. It's not ok.
Lemure
You are correct, but he will never admit to the assault.
Dee Dee
She should have AIMED LOWER!
Excalibur
...............Good for her.............!......a woman of substance...........!
bugoobiga
more BS from BO.
Lemure
Admit it, you are interested. Tiger is huge news because he's been so popular for so long.
dss
The sequel to "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is "Fractured Tiger, Angry Viking.
wolfveryne
Go Girl,, you should have hit him a little lower--in his oscar-myer winnie.
RED MIKE
I heard he used his woods on all thirteen holes
Major_Skidmark ««Audio: Reagan on UHC
Good Girl. Too bad you married a dog....
freedombaby
Now, she should go after the other 13 cheekbones!
Blackgriffin
Too bad she didn't manage to break a few other bones. The complete contempt and arrogance with which he treated her is far worse than any damage she may have done with that nine iron. I feel as if she struck a blow for all women. He deserved it and more.
18 Pars
Did she make the putt?
angryfreeman
Lots of things can be said here. My take would be to keep your weight evenly distributed on each foot, keep your elbow straight, and keep your head down. But apparently she already know this stuff. Sad situation for everyone.
airborne (OATH KEEPER)
Is that considered "fore" play?
rodgert
Hey Nike!!! My New Balance Fits Great
Asylum
She should be arrested for assault! If that were him he would be doing time!
scotrod
How the hell do break a cheek??
magpie
@ WVtaxpayer ... too funny ... ROFLMAO
FAILURE-IN-CHIEF
And two front teeth, why do you think he went to Pheonix right afterwards?Can you say specialists in the fieelds of cosmetic dental and facial surgery.
helobubba
She should have beat him with his own PUTTER.
helobubba
How horrific; obviously this shot required a Mashie.
VJS
After a lot of years learning different things, I learned that no matter what a marriage "looks" like, or "seems to be", you never REALLY know the full story, even if you may live in the same house! Am not excusing him at all, but am not judging him--just his actions--if he wasn't happy at home he should have left. And, I agree with another previous post--the wife usually knows--especially to the extent he cheated. And, also, perhaps she's not exactly what she seems, either.